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Anonymous asked: So who HAS Alex dated then?
You may have heard rumors that he dated Kate Bosworth, or Even Rachel Wood, or Amanda Seyfried, or Charlize Theron (bullet dodged!) but no, those were all false. DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES. This is the definitive, 100% accurate list of everyone he’s ever been in a relationship with.
Brit Marling (look at that smugness)
One time they even had a threesome
Then there were a whole bunch of dudes
Also, a man’s back (his experimental phase)
Beer (the actual love of his life)
And this pole